Monday, February 22, 2010

The things you find the basement...

Okay, so I've mentioned before that I'm selling a whole bunch of random stuff in order to make some money for a travel writing course. And I'm pretty much there...but I'm totally going to keep selling stuff as long as I can find it because it's hilarious, and the people that have been coming to buy my stuff are interesting, and there is nothing I like better than interesting people.

Anyway, I was in the basement and I came across a giant tote that I hadn't looked through yet. In addition to Beanie Babies, Berenstein Bear books, and a Rosie O'Donnell barbie doll, it also included this:

My Michelle Tanner doll. That talks. Creeped out yet? Do you like the dent in her forehead? Unfortunately, she doesn't speak anymore. I even changed the battery and was going to take a video of her speaking because it used to be so hilarious and robotic, but no such luck.

Phrases that I remember her saying include:
"Don't call me squirt!"
"My name is Michelle"
"No way Jose"
"You got it duuude"

I have no idea why I kept this doll. And now I have no idea what to do with it. I don't really want it, but I also don't really want to throw it out. I'm pretty sure if I put her in the garbage can she will come to life at night and stab me in my sleep.

"My name is Michelle, bitch!!"

Soo yeah, now she's just sitting on the couch staring at me.

Ummm anybody want a disturbing and mute doll?


Laura said...

LOL that is one of the creepiest dolls i've ever seen!!! it's like she belongs with chuckie!! ahahaha

carissa said...

OMG! That is quite possibly the most disturbing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. I'm scared of dolls in general, but that? Um no!

Candice said...

OMG! UGLIEST DOLL EVER! LOLLL. Hilarious! I also wanna hear stories about the people you're encountering, hahahaha.

lifelove'n'wine said...

That is hilarious! It seriously looks like something is wrong with that doll. I didn't even know they MADE Full House learn something new everyday.

Meg said...

soooooo I guess none of you guys want me to send you this doll for Christmas??

Nuke Girl said...

Omigodithinkijustpissedmyselflaughing!!!!! I want it! I think you should do a giveaway and make that the prize! :)

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